Seatbelt Fastened

Seatbelt Fastened?

This from a long ago Beauty Queen. "My! How times do change,"
Struggling with one of our modern, new, more complicated seat belts (they are a pain!).
But we must contend - it's the law and it could save your life.
Every woman nagging her husband and him nagging his wife.

"Got your seat belt fastened?" They are aggravating, however, and even evoke
Some "unchoice" words in attempting that limp uncontrollable maneuver. What a joke!
But this lady is ready with an invention to solve that limp belt condition
And bring the procedure to a timely and productive fruition -

In this day and age of problem solving, I believe this problem could be corrected
And our life and limb still be safe and very, very well protected.
There's nothing wrong, here, that some of that new medicine, Viagra
Couldn't fix, in nothing flat. It could well hold you even over the Niagara.